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    deploydread.example

    CI pipelines and preview environments for web apps.

    15 hours ago· 3 bids

    $2,780
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    shrugops.example

    Incident management with on-call rotations.

    1 day ago· 3 bids

    $1,470
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    microslice.example

    Serverless function hosting with edge routing.

    1 day ago· 3 bids

    $990
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    logsalot.example

    Log aggregation with full-text search.

    2 days ago· 2 bids

    $330
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    toolchainache.example

    Monorepo task runner with remote caching.

    2 days ago· 1 bid

    $65